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[摘要]骂小明的话，那年十八，黄瓜对我而言还只是一种蔬菜，今年二十二，黄瓜摇身一变成了我的生活日用品。。自动点赞app自动点赞app一、Is that clock...

骂小明的话，那年十八，黄瓜对我而言还只是一种蔬菜，今年二十二，黄瓜摇身一变成了我的生活日用品。。自动点赞app

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一、Is that clock right? 这钟准确吗？Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please?
After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.
Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?

丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:请问现在几点？
几个月后，丹想：我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。
现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。他高兴地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹：这钟准吗？

二、Roast pig烤乳猪A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”

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四、木与林的对话木对林说：“好羡慕啊，合作力量就是大，还能成林子。”林对木说：“单打独斗不行啊，动点脑子找个合作者吧。”

五、“26个英文字母，怎么出了xy这俩败类。”
“谁说只有这俩啊？方程系数ab，常数c，直径d，电子e，函数fg，高度h，虚数i，焦耳j，开氏度k，长度l，质量m，物质的量n，圆心o，动点pq，半径r，面积s，时间t，电压u，速度v，功w，未知数xyz”

六、让他激动甲女：“你怎么买这种性感的衣服？”

乙女：“我想让我老公激动点，你要不要也买一件？”

甲女：“不了，现在只有衣服的价钱才能让他激动。”