英语笑话小故事50字左右（搞笑10个）

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以下是10个英语笑话小故事，每个故事大约50字，并带有幽默元素：

1. A man walked into a bar and said, "I"ll have a drink." The bartender replied, "We don"t serve alcohol in here."

2. A woman walked into a doctor"s office and said, "I have a headache." The doctor asked, "What kind of headache?" She replied, "It"s a brain tumor."

3. A man was eating an apple when he accidentally bit into a core. He cried out, "Ouch! That hurt!"

4. A woman was playing with her cat. She said, "If you keep touching my cat, I"ll cut you."

5. A man was walking down the street when he saw a dog in the middle of the road. He stopped his car and ran towards the dog. The dog looked happy and wagged its tail. The man said, "I thought you wanted to play fetch!"

6. A woman was at the beach collecting seashells. A man approached her and said, "Can I see your shells?" She handed him a shell and said, "This one"s special." He opened it to reveal a picture of a cat.

7. A man was eating dinner with his wife. He accidentally dropped his fork and it landed on the table. His wife said, "Don"t worry, it"s just a fork."

8. A man was walking down the street when he heard a loud noise. He looked around and saw a man falling into a fountain. He ran up to the man and said, "Are you okay?"

9. A woman was at the grocery store. She picked up a box of cereal and put it back on the shelf. The cashier asked, "Why did you put that back?" She replied, "I thought it was broken."

10. A man was watching a movie and said, "This movie is so boring." His friend replied, "You must not have understood the plot." The man said, "I don"t understand what"s going on!" His friend said, "Well, you"re too young to understand it."

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