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英语简短笑话大全
当然！以下是一些简短的英语笑话：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they"re always nucleus!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
5. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.
6. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
8. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
9. Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems.
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well.
希望你喜欢这些笑话！