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A man went to the doctor.
The doctor said, “You’re as healthy as a horse.”
The man replied, “No, doctor. I’m healthy as a chicken.”
The doctor said, “Don’t be silly. A chicken can’t live as long as a horse.”
The man said, “That’s what I thought. But my wife says I’m healthy as a horse.”
The doctor laughed and said, “Well, you’re certainly a unique case.”
The man smiled and said, “I’m also healthy as a dog.”
The doctor asked, “Why do you say that?”
The man replied, “Because I’ve always wanted to play fetch with my dog.”
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