[摘要]下面是关于看了使人开心笑话段子的笑话，昨天中午有个男同事外出，没把手机带走。他老婆不停地打电话来。午睡的女同事被吵烦了，拿过手机大吼:“我们在睡觉,你烦不烦！...
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看了使人开心笑话
有一天，小明走进一家宠物店，问老板：“你们这里有会说话的鹦鹉吗？”
老板点点头，指着一只鹦鹉说：“有啊，这只鹦鹉会说话。”
小明好奇地问：“它会说什么？”
老板笑着说：“你自己试试吧。”
于是小明对鹦鹉说：“你好！”
鹦鹉看了他一眼，冷冷地说：“你好，请排队，谢谢。”
小明愣了一下，又问：“你会什么别的吗？”
鹦鹉傲娇地回答：“排队去，别啰嗦！”
英语小笑话
A: How was your day at work?
B: Oh, it was terrible. I got the worst performance review of my life.
A: What did you do to deserve such a review?
B: I tried to get along with everyone, but they all seemed to hate me.
A: That"s too bad. Well, at least you can take solace in knowing that you"re not alone. How about your boss?
B: Oh, he"s great! He gave me the worst performance review of my life, too!
A: What did you do to deserve that, then?
B: I told him that he was the worst boss I"ve ever had, and he seemed to like that.
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