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英语小笑话
Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don"t have the guts!
（为什么骷髅不会打架？因为他们没有“胆量”！）
"这里的\"guts\"既可以指“内脏”，也可以表示“勇气”。"
希望这个小笑话能让你开心一下！\uD83D\uDE0A
英语小笑话(很短的)小学生
The Thirsty Crow
A crow was very thirsty. He flew here and there looking for water, but he couldn"t find any.
Finally, he saw a river and flew towards it. As he was about to drink the water, he saw his reflection in the water.
He saw that he was not a crow but a duck!
He was so surprised that he couldn"t speak. The crow flew away quickly, realizing his mistake.
From that day on, he never forgot his lesson: never trust a duck to give you water when you are a crow!
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