[摘要]校长幽默套路笑话，楼主：好希望有那么一个人，能让我朝思暮想，茶饭不思，寝食难安，日渐消瘦，日渐消瘦 瘦 瘦 回复：也许你得瘦了才有这么个人。。校...
校长幽默套路笑话，楼主：好希望有那么一个人，能让我朝思暮想，茶饭不思，寝食难安，日渐消瘦，日渐消瘦...瘦...瘦...
回复：也许你得瘦了才有这么个人。。
校长幽默套路笑话
1、望烟囱（校长幽默套路笑话）
富儿才当饮啖，闲汉毕集。因问曰：“我这里每到饭熟，列位便来，就一刻也不差，却是何故？”诸闲汉曰：“遥望烟囱内烟出，即知做饭，熄则熟矣，如何得错？”富儿曰：“我明日买个行灶来煮，且看你们望甚么？”众曰：“你煨了行灶，我等也不来了。”
2、老师哭了（校长幽默套路笑话）
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on（溺爱，宠爱） him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum（乱发脾气） . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样？你过的好吗？哭了没有？”“哭？”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
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