[摘要]自由之龟的经典段子,楼主:你们怎么看待一个能轻易说脏话的女生?回复:长得漂亮就是真性情,长得丑就是没家教。。送你一个幽默笑话拯救不开心送你一个幽默笑话拯救不...
自由之龟的经典段子,楼主:你们怎么看待一个能轻易说脏话的女生?
回复:长得漂亮就是真性情,长得丑就是没家教。。送你一个幽默笑话拯救不开心
送你一个幽默笑话拯救不开心
勤奋的我(送你一个幽默笑话拯救不开心)
每天早晨五点,天刚蒙蒙亮,室友还都在熟睡,而勤奋的我则已经往饮用水里下安眠药了。
自由之龟的经典段子
1、Psychiatrist 精神病医生(自由之龟的经典段子)
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist. For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!
杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生,我有些不对劲
2、都没有洞(自由之龟的经典段子)
美国卫生机构要求各地医院张贴一条禁烟广告参加比赛。
不久,旧金山的一家医院的候诊室里贴出了这样一条广告:“为了使地毯没有洞,也为了使您肺部没有洞——请不要吸烟。”
3、对对子(自由之龟的经典段子)
一天,老师为了管教一群不听话的学生。出了个对子让大家对,对不上的就不许回家。老师曰:“天上下雪不下雨,雪到地上变成雨,雪便雨来多麻烦,不如当出就下雨。”这时班里一片寂静,老师得意地笑了笑。突然,一学生对到:“老师吃饭不吃屎,饭到肚里变成屎,饭变屎来多麻烦,不如当初就吃屎。”结果,老师晕!学生走!
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