[摘要]关于玩具的笑话段子,一女子因胸小而嫁不出去,一日相亲对男人说:“我胸小,你嫌弃吗?”男人说:“有馒头大吗?”女子说有!洞房之夜,男人冲出洞房,跪地仰天长呼:“...
关于玩具的笑话段子,一女子因胸小而嫁不出去,一日相亲对男人说:“我胸小,你嫌弃吗?”男人说:“有馒头大吗?”女子说有!洞房之夜,男人冲出洞房,跪地仰天长呼:“天啊,旺仔小馒头!”。
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雨伞 The Umbrella(关于玩具的笑话段子)
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."
一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里,不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片,上面写道,“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟
内回来。当他回来时,发现雨伞已经不翼而飞,取而代之的是另一张卡片,上面写着:“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的,我将永远不回来。
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