[摘要]23岁幽默笑话,某节班会课,班主任很生气,在班里大吼:“谁不服我,请说出来!”班里鸦雀无声。过了一会,有个男生说:“我!”然后班主任愣了一下说:“有谁不服我俩...
英语笑话超短
A: What"s your problem?
B: I don"t like to argue with you.
A: Why not?
B: Because arguing with you is like fighting with a wall. No matter how hard I try, I can"t win.
(译文A: 你有什么问题?B: 我不喜欢和你争论。A: 为什么?B: 因为和你争论就像对着墙打架,无论我怎么努力,都赢不了。)
这个笑话以幽默的方式表达了与某人争论的无效性,同时利用了“fighting with a wall”这一形象的说法来强调无法战胜对方。
【笑到emo!这些15个适合23岁的"超短"英文笑话都在这里,个个都能整!】
23仔们,开整啦!今天不整那些复杂宕机的英文难题,咱就唠点"短肉干"式的小玩笑,保证让你笑到怀疑人生!这些经验反馈都被哈萨克斯坦外挂了吧?!
先唠个热梗:
Q: Why do English teachers always say "Practice makes perfect"?
A: 因为他们自己都会被打脸,直接骂我!(Error 404: School spirit not found!)
再唠个草根风:
Q: What do you call a twenty-something who can"t find a job?
A: "Out of my depth!" Emo妈妈.jpg突然回荡!
两个韩系子联动:
Q: How many twenty-year-olds does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, because "I need to upload this picture to Instagram first!" (开发者说这个bug要debug人生)
再来一波神奇操作:
Q: Why did the English speaker buy a dictionary?
A: To have "the right words to express his love!",结果语文成绩从王者掉到青铜!典中典!
硅谷练手项目时刻:
Q: What"s orange and does pi? A dozen!
(注:这是一个典型的英式黑色幽默,用"派的音似十三又"来臭玩数字玩笑,建议开启战术开麦)
终极糙狗文学降临:
Q: I lost my keys