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关于有趣的小笑话有哪些英语的内容,下面是详细的介绍。
以下是一些有趣的英语小笑话:
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
因为他们总是试图将它们分开!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
They don"t have the guts.
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn"t peeling well!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. Why did the fish leave the plate?
Because it didn"t want to be on the cover of "National Geographic"!
7. Why did the gym close down temporarily?
Because it just didn"t work out!
8. Why did the mathematician refuse to argue with the logician?
Because they both knew the answer was "no".
9. Why did the teacher go to the pineapple?
To get a better apple-itude!
10. Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
To reach the high notes on the song "Highway to Hell".
希望这些小笑话能给您带来一些欢乐!