[摘要]小学一年级笑话大全，一交警回到家中，发现妻子与一裸体男子躺在床上，掏出手枪准备杀死这个妨碍家庭幸福的人。可他妻子苦苦哀求：“别杀他，千万别杀他，你以为是谁在湖...
小学一年级笑话大全——英文版
1. A is for apple, B is for banana.
Q: What do you call two apples and a banana?
A: An apple-banana apple!
2. A: How was your day at school today?
B: It was awesome! I learned more new words today.
A: That"s great! What new words?
B: How to say "apple" in English!
3. A: Do you know what "please" means?
B: Yes, it means please!
A: No, it doesn"t! It means please!
4. A: What"s your favorite color?
B: Blue!
A: Blue! What do you like to wear when you go out in the blue?
B: A blue shirt and blue shoes!
5. A: Can you spell "apple"?
B: A-P-P-L-E.
A: Can you spell "banana"?
B: B-A-N-A-N-A.
这些笑话简单有趣，适合小学生阅读。通过幽默的方式，孩子们可以学到一些基础的英文单词和日常用语。希望这些笑话能给孩子们带来欢乐！
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