能笑死人的100条英文笑话（英文笑话）

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英文笑话

Why don"t skeletons fight each other?

Because they don"t have the guts!

(为什么骷髅不会打架？因为他们没有“胆量”！ \"guts\" 在这里既有“内脏”的意思，也有“勇气”的意思，形成了双关语。)

能笑死人的100条英文笑话

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1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?

因为他们总是试图将它们分开！

2. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

3. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?

They don"t have the guts.

4. Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn"t peeling well!

5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

6. Why did the fish leave the ocean?

Because it wanted to live in a desert!

7. Why did the tomato turn green?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

8. Why did the math book cry?

Because it had too many problems!

9. Why did the fireman put out the fire?

Because it was too big!

10. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

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