[摘要]关于英语课上的幽默段子的笑话15个，古龙与林清玄是朋友，曾在林清玄的报纸上连载小说，连载了两年多，离结尾还遥遥无期。林清玄去催问，古龙说：“这篇小说里有一百多...
关于英语课上的幽默段子（爆笑15个）的内容，下面是详细的介绍。
以下是15个英语课上的幽默段子，希望能为你的英语学习增添一些乐趣：
1. Why don"t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
I told her I was just joking. She looked relieved.
4. Why don"t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I’m also trying to figure out how to balance my coffee on it!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
9. I’m reading a book on teleportation. It’s bound to get me somewhere interesting!
Like where?
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
11. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
12. I’m trying to learn a new language. I’ve already learned how to say ‘I love you’ in 10 languages, but I still can’t say ‘I love my mom’ in any of them!
13. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
15. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s bound to get me somewhere interesting!
Like where?
请注意，有些段子可能因文化背景和个人理解而有所不同，希望这些能给你带来一些欢乐！
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