开店丢东西的幽默笑话《搞笑gif段子吓屎人啦》

[摘要]开店丢东西的幽默笑话，一次坐高铁一哥们儿和女朋友买的票刚好都是过道上的，于是想和旁边的乘客换一下位子，说“大哥你是2B吗？我是2D咱俩能换换不”。搞笑gif段...

开店丢东西的幽默笑话，一次坐高铁一哥们儿和女朋友买的票刚好都是过道上的，于是想和旁边的乘客换一下位子，说“大哥你是2B吗？我是2D咱俩能换换不”。搞笑gif段子吓屎人啦

搞笑gif段子吓屎人啦

1。三则美女小段子一美女应聘，问公司待遇如何。总经理说：“税后年薪十万”美女接着问：“睡后付薪没问题。但一年睡多少次呢？”

2。孔子在路上遇见段誉，孔子曰：你好，我是孔子。
段誉说：你好，我是段子。
孔子：不好笑。

3。最新流行在网络上的段子上课时候，a同学睡着了。突然其手机响起 “启奏皇上，有一刁民求见，是接了还是斩了？” 顿时，班上鸦雀无声。此后。a同学的电话再没班上的人打了。。

4。The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: "Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.
我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的新娘，所以我们决定送给他们一个实用的全家礼----一个灭火器。很明显，这对新人大批量制作了他们的感谢信，因为我们收到了一张卡片，上面写着：“非常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼物，我们期待着不久就用到它。”

5。女友这么善变，感觉女友的英文不应该用GF，而是GIF。

6。A Thoughtful Gift好周到的礼物A Thoughtful Gift
A man went to Africa on a tour, and decided to buy
a psent for his friend in America. But everything
was too expensive for him, just like at every tourist spot.
So he bought a broken vase that cost almost nothing.
He gave the address of his friend in America to
the shopkeeper and asked the shop to wrap the vase
and send it to that address.
He thought that his friend might think that the vase was
broken in the mail and would not blame him for being stingy.
When he got home, he received a thank-you
letter from his friend. The letter said: "Thank you very
much for the broken vase. It was very thoughtful of you
to wrap every broken piece in a sheet of paper."
好周到的礼物
有一个人去非洲旅游，他想买件礼物

7。幽默搞笑一句话我天天拿耗子多管闲事儿，让狗和猫都歇歇，这也是爱护小动物的表现。

8。睡一觉就好了同事女，长腿细腰，还算女神吧，一日，老公给她送饭，也没说话放下就走了。一新来的男同事问：“刚才那男人是谁啊？”她回答说：“送外卖的，”新来同事又问：“怎么沒给钱？”她说：“不用给，晚上陪他睡一觉就好了，”新同事瞬间凌乱地看着她，沉默了，最搞笑的是，第二天，男同事给她带了午饭！带了午饭！还是两菜一汤！

9。搞笑签名幽默一句话我认识钱，钱不认识我。每次当我遇到它时，它总说：不要跟陌生人说话。躲得我远远的。