[摘要]古代月经爆笑笑话，入狱二十年终于出狱了，回家发现老婆给我生的女儿都十八岁了。看着这么漂亮的女儿，这么多年，肯定缺少父爱。我这做父亲的，还是给她洗一次澡吧！。...
古代月经爆笑笑话，入狱二十年终于出狱了，回家发现老婆给我生的女儿都十八岁了。看着这么漂亮的女儿，这么多年，肯定缺少父爱。我这做父亲的，还是给她洗一次澡吧！。
古代月经爆笑笑话
1、在这吃还是带走（古代月经爆笑笑话）
女儿三岁，在商场里问我们要了钱自己买哈根达斯，
服务员见其可爱问：“在这吃还是带走？”
女儿奶声奶气说道：“边走边吃 ！”
2、One real man（古代月经爆笑笑话）
The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely（严格地，严厉地）.
Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel（劝告，建议） to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.
It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted（胆小的） dunces（傻瓜） why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.
Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.
一个真正的
3、因为他没老婆（古代月经爆笑笑话）
儿子每天都笑得很开心。我就问儿子：“你为什么天天都那么开心？”老公在旁边说：“因为他没老婆。”
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